The Art of Napping: Maximizing Sleep in Minimal Time
Living Room Symposium, August 2024
A technical deep-dive into my patented napping technique, demonstrating how to fall asleep instantly in any position, at any time.
I've made appearances at various household events and been featured in many family discussions.
One of my favorite ways to share my ideas is through loud cries and gurgles, where there's so much more communication bandwidth than in my limited vocabulary. I also love impromptu performances because they give me the opportunity to showcase my lung capacity instead of just lying there quietly.
Household Conferences
Diaper Dynamics: A Messy Discussion on Output Optimization
Nursery Summit 2024
They say timing is everything. Well, when you're a baby, it turns out the best time for a diaper change is right after you've been cleaned up.
Family Podcasts
Mastering the Art of Cute: How to Get What You Want
Grandma's Weekly Call, August 2024
How I use world-class cuteness to attract attention, win over relatives, and get more cuddles from everyone in the house.
From Womb to Room: Adjusting to the Outside World
Dad's Bedtime Stories, August 2024
The story of how I transitioned from the cozy confines of the womb to the exciting world outside, without taking any advice from grown-ups.
The Philosophy of 'Goo': Communicating Complex Ideas Simply
Mom's Lullaby Hour, September 2024
On the importance of creating a versatile sound that can convey hunger, discomfort, joy, or the desire for a diaper change, depending on volume and pitch.